Alan has put his 2 cents into the previous blog.  He feels very strongly about the subject.  His requirements include:

Looks good in a french maids outfit.

Likes to repair old worn out equipment.

Is a fabulous cook.  Oops will settle for good cook.

And has a steady income.

Makeup is something other than rock oil and dirt. (I would think rock oil and was extremely sexy)

We are not asking for much.  As I said, we are taking applications.