I am going to start accepting applications for a handyman position.  My current one (Alan) is just not working out.  Qualifications are:  need to have a working knowledge of how mechanical things work, must have their own tools, must not mind getting dirty, must be readily available to fix problem equipment before they break down completely.

As you can imagine, I am not happy at this moment.  I am currently sawless.   What more can I say.........

Thanks for reading.....